Fine Art of Globbing

Globbing: Globbing is verb derrived from noun: Globe, which stands for earth. It means if you are asked a question, then in answering you transverse the whole earth. In your journey through the earth you may put some random points from random places of the earth

Example : Question : What is outlook for Indian economy for the next 2 years ?
Answer : Well, i lack globbing powers absolutely. So my answer could be India
is expected to grow on average 5% per annum over the next 2 years. A
more resolute globber should be able to link happenings in every
part of the world to this answer.

Uses: It has following uses:

(1)It gives you instant recognition. Adept users of this skill immediately become stars of
their community
(2)Better you can globe, the less work you will ever need to be do. It is not simply an linear
inverse relationship. But more like logarithm. If your globbing power decreases, work that
you need to do, increases exponentially and vice versa.
(3)It is used for inspiring and motivating people for action

Methodology: First you should define your objective. I will go with the most common objective of globbers to create something from nothing:

1)First collect all the facts that you know in the world.
2)Ask questions on each fact if it is related to question on hand
3)Create a story on it
4)Present with confidence

Simple , isn't. But all good things in the world are simple. The only thing to note is that globbing is not about answering to questions. It is about the story you tell.

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