Haveli

Chaar dost Ram, Shyam, Seeta aur Gita ek gaon lalanpur me rehete the. Charo humesha saath me khet me ghumte the. Ek din charo ne ek adventure karne ka decide kiya. Unke gaon me ek sunsan haveli thi. Sab gao wale us haveli me jaane se darte the.

Ek din charo ne decide kiya haveli me raat me beetayenge. Jo pehele dar ke pehele bhagenga woh sab log ko party denga.  Seeta aur Geeta ko bahut dar lag reha tha magar bahut din se kuch acha nahin khaya tha woh ready ho gayi. Ram sabse bold tha usne socha aaj to party milegi hi.

Charo haveli me ghus to gaye the. Magar bahut andhera tha.

Ram: (Torchlight jala kar) Yeha to bahut mehenge furniture hai.

Shyam: Woh dekho kitni badi painting hai. Woh aurat jewero se ladi hui hain.

Seeta: Is ghar me jaroor bahut saare jewar honge.

Payal cham cham ki aawaz

Ram: Sita phir se tumne apni ghatiya payal pehenli

Seeta: Maine to nahi, Gita tumne payal peheni hai kya

Gita: Oops

Tabhi peeche payal aur churiyon ki aawaz aayi. Sab log peeche mude to dekhe ki painting wale dress me ek chudail khadi thi.

Chudail : Bahut din se khana nahin khaya. Aaj me tumlog ko khaongi aur tumlog ka khoon peeyongi. Ha Ha

Bas phir kya tha. Charo dost bhaagne lage. Chudail ud kar unka peecha karne lagi.

Woh log Haveli ke bahar neekal gaye. Chudail unke peeche.

Chudail ne bola abra ca dabra, jod se bijli kadki aur sab log gir gaye.

Phir uth kar ke sab log bhaagne lage. Bhaagte bhaagte woh ek bike wale se takra gaye.

Chudail bike wale se poochi

Chudail: Dabbe me kya hai

Delivery boy : Madam Dominos pizza aur coca cola

Chudail pizza aur coca cola khane lagi. Aur sab log bhaag gaye :)

Chudail gaane lagi: Janm Janm ko bhookh mitaye Dominosss.. 

Aur meri neend khul gayi. Maine turant ek pizza order kar diya.

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